An Incident in New Carlisle, Ohio
For some it seems a real nightmare
To sit in a dentist's chair;
For some it's not a pleasant thrill
To feel the piercing of the drill,
Though laughing gas or novocain
Can help them to avoid the pain.
It's not often that the dentist
Is the one who's feeling menaced,
But that's what happened recently.
A concealed carry licensee
Made a horrible mistake
Because he wasn't quite awake,
For nitrous oxide he'd inhaled,
And Murphy's Law almost prevailed.
His cell phone rang, or so he thought,
He reached in and out he brought
His loaded pistol, which was not
In any shape or form a thing
That can emit a cell-phone ring.
It emits a different sound
And sometimes an errant round.
Maybe then he should have known
He was not answering the phone.
It struck him in the hand and side.
Fortunately no one died.
Although no one else was hit,
He showed that he wasn't fit
To tote that stupid toy around
And that that stupid law's unsound
That lets each Tom and Dick and Harry
Qualify for concealed carry.