Ok, so I'm mixing Goonies and the Lord of the Rings, but with this election why not? Pippin and Chunk couldn't win votes for small dog catcher and tree top remover. Just look at them! Pippin is obviously a short, long haired, hippie freak. One who loves smokin some strange weed. And Chunk, is just...well...how does one describe Chunk? Disabled? Unattractive for sure, but disabled?
No, not really. Just unloved until the right people came along. And then he's beautiful. Like Pippin, he's willing to take on his own version of Orcs and mad Stewards, especially for those he cares for. They're like Democrats in today's political environment.
Bad guys to the left of them. Bad guys to the right of them. And lots of voices saying they can't win. Or can they?