No really! For the last ten years travelers on I-75 in SW Ohio have been greeted by a 62 foot tall plastic Jesus statue rising out of reflecting pool beside the interstate. The statue has been the subject of many a wry comment over the years (it was known locally as "Touchdown Jesus"), and for some it was a source of civic embarrassment. (Frankly this was the bulkiest Jesus I ever saw, looks a bit like a linebacker).
But last night, with an act of god, the good lord spoke.